The Funny Metal Worker

The rebel forces are making siege on one of the main corporate
offices. They are doing it rather badly, and so it is easy for the
corporation to protect themselves. I climb up high on the building to
get a view on what is going on.

Amidst the crowds I meet a girl who says I need to follow her. She
leads me down these stairs and into some underground workshops. There
we meet a load of young people who are crafting things for the
rebellion. I get to work on a job application on a computer and sing
to some music that I have put on, thinking myself to be on my own. The
music is very gentle and peaceful and I get quite lost in it, and
forget for a while.

When I come to finishing the application, two people have been sat
behind listening to me sing. I stop and chat to them. They tell me
about a metal working course in Doncaster. I watch the video for the
course and there's  this metal worker guy who is quite funny on it. He
is demonstrating all the different ways of peeing into a bucket.

(As a metal craft worker you save lots of time if you have a bucket
under the desk for peeing into.)

He flips and twists his penis into different positions and angles and
pees into the bucket in all manner of different ways. He even pretends
to be someone else by angling the camera in the right way, so that it
looks like he is holding someone else's penis.  Other people in the
video find him very funny.