footbal match

We have just finished our walk in nature, learning things about trees and plants, and Bendle now gets us all to stand in a line, because we are about to start a team game.
I have been holding off weeing for a long time, and now I'm really desperate, so I just find a spot near a bush to wee and start weeing. Everyone is now stood in the line, and they can all see me doing my wee. "This is how to take a wee in nature". They all find it amusing, and no-one takes offence.

Bendle divides us into two teams by dividing the strongest of the guys. He picks out me and Nathan, and a couple of the other really fast strong guys, anf then tells us to divide half of the rest between us fairly. I end up on the same side as Mat Lipscombe, and Andy Forbes.

We are going to play a game of football.

As soon as we've divided ourselves, the game starts, and Nathan, my rival, has got me in a body lock, like we are wrestling or something. Being slightly stronger than him, I am still able to move about, but greatly restricted. We run off play with the ball, Nathan still holding me. "Out of play" I shout, "play on", says Mr Boardman (who Bendle has become).

We play on....