games and mussels

I'm playing some kind of chase game with a bunch of kids. We are in some woods, and basically the aim is that they, all the kids, have to get me pinned down and beaten! Well, there are about 5 of them, and I'm much bigger, so its about fair.

We are now in an open field and one of the kids begins playing boomerang with some roofing slate! This is too dangerous! The slates could take someones head off!

I retreat back to the woods by jumping over a fence, and as they are trying to get over the fence I retreat down the slope into the thick of the woods....

I'm in wellow, I've locked my self in the house, they won't get in here...great! I can rest for a while, these kids are relentless! Granny and pete are in the front room.

Pete says "mussels and oysters are great for cleansing t gall bladder. They are particularly good for women in helping them to heal"

"Really?" I say,

"Yes, the amount of women I've met who have instinctively eaten mussels or oysters, or that kind of sea food, just when there gall bladder is in a real need of a cleanse is remarkable."

"Wow, that is amazing"

I hear the noise of kids coming in through the back door: Granny has let them in, she doesn't know about the game! They come rushing in, and I try to push them back out of the house, but its clearly not going to work... I humbly admit defeat! They have won for now!